Sunday, May 25, 2014

A three-seater

Not a car, or amusement park ride, or a row on an airplane. The three-seater I’m talking about is an outhouse. My Girl Scout troupe went camping at two different campgrounds. I don’t remember their names or if we went to one in the spring and the other in autumn. I do remember that one of them had a three-seater outhouse and the other only a double.
 
The current generation doesn’t know about that faraway building with the crescent moon on the door and the roll of toilet paper in one coffee can and a supply of lye in another. Oh, and the smells that the lye did nothing to dispel. Today we all recognize various Port-a-potty closet-sized facilities which use different chemicals that really do make the plastic enclosure odor-free. And private.
The two- and three-seaters had no dividers. Just holes in a wooden bench over holes dug in the ground. Because the outhouse was far from the campground’s large cabin where we slept on cots lined in long rows against the rustic walls, the buddy system was enforced. No one went to the outhouse alone. And, with the 3-seater, we could even take another scout.
I was reminded of this experience the other day in the library when I entered the washroom and heard someone talking. Yes, there was a woman in a stall, having a very private conversation on her cellphone, while doing something private. Clues indicated a woman close to my age, which, I will say, added to my surprise. The dark and distant outhouse was a perfect place for girl’s secrets, even with the stench. The private few feet of a closed door in a public bathroom? Not so much.
You may have had a similar experience, but mine took me back to those long ago Memorial Day weekends at a campground, with friends and patriotic songs around a campfire while making s’mores. It was sweet innocence of the true meaning of the day, of the wars to come, of the rapid changes to our norms on all fronts, changes that would even make outhouses obsolete. It was time for giggles and secrets in the dark, for ghost stories, and holding hands on our way to the three-seater.
Marilyn

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